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Trying to translate Mormon pick-up lines into other languages.

(“Heißt du Tugendhaftigkeit? Weil du meine Gedanken immerfort zierst!”)

I bet you say that to all the… um.. german? Ladies?

when my dad, a nonmember at the time, first started coming to church with my mom he went looking for the Bishobrick (bishopric) that everyone was talking about. He thought it was some kind of special Brick in the wall of the building that people left the tithing at. He didn’t tell us untill years after he was baptized, but we find it funny, maybe you could do something with it.

you know, my husband was JUST telling me a story about how, when he and his friends were little, there was a little cupboard behind the stage in the church, and all the kids would try to scare each other and said that that was where they “kept the holy ghost”! 

maybe it was just me and my friends, but we always thought there were ghosts in the church, and we would shut off all the lights and run through the halls at night like they would get us! anyone else have any funny stories like these?