MORMON MEME

ok one more reason to go to school and get legit training: working at a restaurant sucks and working...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:11:46 -0400

ok one more reason to go to school and get legit training:

working at a restaurant sucks and working retail and customer service SUCKS and you will probably have to have a job at something like these at some point even if you do get married right after college or even IN college so get SOME KIND OF DEGREE SO THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SPEND YEARS CLEANING UP OTHER PEOPLE’S MESSES AND NEVER HAVING A REAL WEEKEND AND BEING EMBARRASSED OF YOUR JOB

so apparently its like a literal commandment to have a tablecloth for the table in relief society...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:54:57 -0400

so apparently its like a literal commandment to have a tablecloth for the table in relief society and it doesn’t really make a good meme but i just found out about it tonight and i immediately thought of sharing it with you guys so there ya go watch for a tablecloth tomorrow

happy mother’s day! not the greatest pic of my mom, but...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:55:21 -0400

happy mother’s day! not the greatest pic of my mom, but it’s the most recent one i have of both of us. this is her saying goodbye on our wedding day. she is literally the greatest mama and everyone else can just go home.

submit a pic of your mom and i’ll post them here!

Once I was at a church dance and they played the unedited version of Avril Lavigne's song "Girlfriend" and when she said she was a motherbleeping princess, everyone just stopped dancing and looked at each other in shock. Maybe you could make a meme out of that? :P

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 23:12:59 -0400

wish i could have seen that dang

the-wild-rumpus: the small pic is 2012, the big one is today....

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 20:31:54 -0400

the-wild-rumpus:

the small pic is 2012, the big one is today. we might take a better one later.

happy anniversary to us!

the-wild-rumpus: Hubby knows what wifey loves. Happy...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 14:26:16 -0400

the-wild-rumpus:

Hubby knows what wifey loves. Happy anniversary to us!

IT’S OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TODAY I AM SO HAPPY

bringing back this ol' gem

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 21:20:00 -0400

GENERAL CONFERENCE DRINKING GAME (updated again)

i hope some of you are playing today!

take a “drink” every time a general authority gets up who you’ve never heard of before
every time you suddenly notice they’ve been sloooooowly zooming in
every time the camera pans over a black guy in the motab choir
every time you fall asleep
every time a general authority uses a story/analogy from his childhood
every time a female speaker uses their grandchildren in their talk
every talk about pornography
when uchtdorf talks about aviation
every female speaker with pearls and/or a pastel suit jacket
every time the choir is dressed in something hideous
whenever a general authority dozes off in the background
whenever they have the congregation stand up for a song
whenever monson cracks a joke that makes the whole tabernacle laugh
whenever there’s a speaker whose lips click and smack every time he starts a new sentence
every time you mistake the flesh-colored face mics for some kind of wart
every time the camera pans over someone in the choir who’s actually kind of attractive
every time they cut to a scripture over a classy blue background
when there’s a soloist for the choir songs
if boyd k. packer is still giving talks from his big chair
whenever a speaker cries
whenever there’s a speaker with an accent you can barely understand (or just a foreign accent)
every time a talk makes you cry
every time you get distracted, hear a “jesus christ” or “heavenly father”, and think they’re closing their talk
every time you hear the word “testify”

write in to add some new ones

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da-da-da BIG NEWS

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:46:00 -0400

the lovely Adriana has finished her documentary about women and education and it’s GOING TO BE ON TV AND MORE IMPORTANTLY I AM IN IT HAHAHA

“The film is airing this Thursday at 7PM on KUED (channel 7)! And then again on Sunday at 1PM, I believe. I’m pretty sure they will be on KUED’s website (kued.org) after it airs.

The entire program (it’s going to be aired with 3 other short films) is called Women Redefined. Our film specifically is called Realm of Possibility.”

if you have access definitely watch it, and let me know what you think! i’m planning on watching it once it goes online, and i’ll repost it here at that point for everyone to enjoy. i am ALL ABOUT the message behind this project, and i’m thrilled i got to contribute!

hey babies sorry for neglecting u all for many moons but you know life hello hello to our new...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 16:56:10 -0400

hey babies
sorry for neglecting u all for many moons but you know
life
hello hello to our new followers
submit memes or just good mormon jokes
i’ll make u famous if u do
SO HAPPY U ALL LOVE MY POWERPOINT SO MUCH
no surprise there tho it’s flawless
i don’t wanna go to work tonight
if you’re in the logan area come stop by chilis and visit me
i’ll slip you free stuff
ha

okay storytime

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 22:55:00 -0500

so tyler and i always laugh at the people who get called to say the prayer in sacrament meeting, get up a few seconds too early and hover awkwardly around the podium.

today we got called to say the opening and closing prayers. (yayy getting to church early) i called dibs on the opening prayer, so he was closing.

just as the hymn was ending, he gets up, strolls up to the mic with perfect timing, looks down at me on the bench with a huge smirk, and mouths:

“NAILED IT.”

I MADE A TUMBLR PRESENTATION THING omg its so perfect

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 01:42:00 -0500

I MADE A TUMBLR PRESENTATION THING omg its so perfect

THE MORMON DANCE PLAYLIST viola. took me, what, ten minutes? so...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:20:00 -0500

THE MORMON DANCE PLAYLIST

viola. took me, what, ten minutes? so here it is. click the link/picture above to enjoy such classics as

cotton eye joe
since u been gone
cha cha slide
everybody dance now
hey mickey!
i feel like a woman
wannabe
mambo number 5
swing swing
jessie’s girl
don’t want to miss a thing
sk8er boi
she bangs
we like to party (vengabus)
blue (da ba dee)

click here to add to the list!

how cute are we at the valentimes dance gangsta lyfe FUN...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 23:43:05 -0500

how cute are we at the valentimes dance

gangsta lyfe

FUN ANNOUNCEMENT: i’m going to make a playlist of mormon dance songs so send in ideas here for songs they ALWAYS have at those things

just wanna say thanks for following me even though i haven’t done anything worth reading in...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:28:29 -0500

just wanna say thanks for following me even though i haven’t done anything worth reading in like four months except that church bingo thing that was pretty good

create your own meme

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 18:36:36 -0500

create your own meme:

link to the generator so you can whip up your idea and submit it here!

Photo

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 18:32:49 -0500

TAAADAAAAAA I DID IT OKAY HERE ARE TEN UNIQUE BINGO BOARDS FOR...

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:37:00 -0500

TAAADAAAAAA I DID IT

OKAY HERE ARE TEN UNIQUE BINGO BOARDS FOR CHURCH BINGO AND I MADE A BUTTLOAD BECAUSE we all know all the mormon families have oodles of babies so you can all play this as a family every sunday and if you dont have a hundred kids in your family then you can still switch up the boards to make it more fair every week do you see how considerate i am of you yes you’re welcome

Okay so apparently that link doesn’t work because why should it…...

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 18:05:50 -0500

Okay so apparently that link doesn’t work because why should it…
Anyway, here’s one card that I saved, and I’ll post another one in a minute because mobile blogging yayy

I FINALLY MADE IT I FINALLY MADE A CHURCH BINGO

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 17:41:13 -0500

I FINALLY MADE IT I FINALLY MADE A CHURCH BINGO:

I wish it was like a legit app or something but it is a customizable card online. You can print them off or save the image and open it in a doodling app to mark the squares- I recommend “doodle buddy” because they have a stamp tool you can use. You can get different boards for different players by using the “shuffle” button at the bottom. And I think you can change some of the tiles to different things by clicking the buttons at the bottom. I dunno. Have fun!

the-wild-rumpus: a baby preview of our year-in-review video for...

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:32:59 -0500

the-wild-rumpus:

a baby preview of our year-in-review video for 2013

obvs it’s not very long because WE’RE STILL IN JANUARY yeah but you get the idea

watch it it’s cute

i’m so aggressive in my descriptions lol but yeah, here ya go, enjoy :]