i hope some of you are playing today! 

• take a “drink” every time a general authority gets up who you’ve never heard of before
• every time you suddenly notice they’ve been sloooooowly zooming in
• every time the camera pans over a black guy in the motab choir
• every time you fall asleep
• every time a general authority uses a story/analogy from his childhood
• every time a female speaker uses their grandchildren in their talk
• every talk about pornography
• when uchtdorf talks about aviation
• every female speaker with pearls and/or a pastel suit jacket
• every time the choir is dressed in something hideous
• whenever a general authority dozes off in the background
• whenever they have the congregation stand up for a song
• whenever monson cracks a joke that makes the whole tabernacle laugh
• whenever there’s a speaker whose lips click and smack every time he starts a new sentence
• every time you mistake the flesh-colored face mics for some kind of wart
• every time the camera pans over someone in the choir who’s actually kind of attractive
• every time they cut to a scripture over a classy blue background
• when there’s a soloist for the choir songs
• if boyd k. packer is still giving talks from his big chair
• whenever a speaker cries
• whenever there’s a speaker with an accent you can barely understand (or just a foreign accent)
• every time a talk makes you cry
• every time you get distracted, hear a “jesus christ” or “heavenly father”, and think they’re closing their talk
• every time you hear the word “testify”

write in to add some new ones

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the lovely Adriana has finished her documentary about women and education and it’s GOING TO BE ON TV AND MORE IMPORTANTLY I AM IN IT HAHAHA

“The film is airing this Thursday at 7PM on KUED (channel 7)! And then again on Sunday at 1PM, I believe. I’m pretty sure they will be on KUED’s website (kued.org) after it airs.

The entire program (it’s going to be aired with 3 other short films) is called Women Redefined. Our film specifically is called Realm of Possibility.”

if you have access definitely watch it, and let me know what you think! i’m planning on watching it once it goes online, and i’ll repost it here at that point for everyone to enjoy. i am ALL ABOUT the message behind this project, and i’m thrilled i got to contribute!

• hey babies 
• sorry for neglecting u all for many moons but you know
• life
• hello hello to our new followers
• submit memes or just good mormon jokes
• i’ll make u famous if u do
• SO HAPPY U ALL LOVE MY POWERPOINT SO MUCH
• no surprise there tho it’s flawless
• i don’t wanna go to work tonight
• if you’re in the logan area come stop by chilis and visit me
• i’ll slip you free stuff
• ha

so tyler and i always laugh at the people who get called to say the prayer in sacrament meeting, get up a few seconds too early and hover awkwardly around the podium.

today we got called to say the opening and closing prayers. (yayy getting to church early) i called dibs on the opening prayer, so he was closing. 

just as the hymn was ending, he gets up, strolls up to the mic with perfect timing, looks down at me on the bench with a huge smirk, and mouths: 

“NAILED IT.”

just wanna say thanks for following me even though i haven’t done anything worth reading in like four months except that church bingo thing that was pretty good