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04 Jun 13 at 2 pm

the meme is getting a facelift!

i decided it’s time for a fresh new look for our beloved CTR badge so viola. appreciate it because i spent like half an our on this nonsense.

the new generator link is here: http://es.memegenerator.net/instance/38407800 if you want to keep making memes to send in. which you should.

keep on sending in ideas, messages, asks, whatevs. welcome welcome new followers, and have a nice day!

so apparently its like a literal commandment to have a tablecloth for the table in relief society and it doesn’t really make a good meme but i just found out about it tonight and i immediately thought of sharing it with you guys so there ya go watch for a tablecloth tomorrow

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12 May 13 at 1 pm

happy mother’s day! not the greatest pic of my mom, but it’s the most recent one i have of both of us. this is her saying goodbye on our wedding day. she is literally the greatest mama and everyone else can just go home. 

submit a pic of your mom and i’ll post them here!

happy mother’s day! not the greatest pic of my mom, but it’s the most recent one i have of both of us. this is her saying goodbye on our wedding day. she is literally the greatest mama and everyone else can just go home. 
submit a pic of your mom and i’ll post them here!
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14 Apr 13 at 11 pm

Asked by spidersunshine

asker Once I was at a church dance and they played the unedited version of Avril Lavigne's song "Girlfriend" and when she said she was a motherbleeping princess, everyone just stopped dancing and looked at each other in shock. Maybe you could make a meme out of that? :P

wish i could have seen that dang

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07 Apr 13 at 8 pm

the-wild-rumpus:

the small pic is 2012, the big one is today. we might take a better one later.

happy anniversary to us!

the-wild-rumpus:

the small pic is 2012, the big one is today. we might take a better one later.

happy anniversary to us!
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07 Apr 13 at 2 pm

the-wild-rumpus:

Hubby knows what wifey loves. Happy anniversary to us!

IT’S OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TODAY I AM SO HAPPY

the-wild-rumpus:

Hubby knows what wifey loves. Happy anniversary to us!

IT’S OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TODAY I AM SO HAPPY
GENERAL CONFERENCE DRINKING GAME (updated again)

i hope some of you are playing today! 

  • take a “drink” every time a general authority gets up who you’ve never heard of before
  • every time you suddenly notice they’ve been sloooooowly zooming in
  • every time the camera pans over a black guy in the motab choir
  • every time you fall asleep
  • every time a general authority uses a story/analogy from his childhood
  • every time a female speaker uses their grandchildren in their talk
  • every talk about pornography
  • when uchtdorf talks about aviation
  • every female speaker with pearls and/or a pastel suit jacket
  • every time the choir is dressed in something hideous
  • whenever a general authority dozes off in the background
  • whenever they have the congregation stand up for a song
  • whenever monson cracks a joke that makes the whole tabernacle laugh
  • whenever there’s a speaker whose lips click and smack every time he starts a new sentence
  • every time you mistake the flesh-colored face mics for some kind of wart
  • every time the camera pans over someone in the choir who’s actually kind of attractive
  • every time they cut to a scripture over a classy blue background
  • when there’s a soloist for the choir songs
  • if boyd k. packer is still giving talks from his big chair
  • whenever a speaker cries
  • whenever there’s a speaker with an accent you can barely understand (or just a foreign accent)
  • every time a talk makes you cry
  • every time you get distracted, hear a “jesus christ” or “heavenly father”, and think they’re closing their talk
  • every time you hear the word “testify”

write in to add some new ones

http://mormonmeme.tumblr.com/ask

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27 Mar 13 at 4 pm

the lovely Adriana has finished her documentary about women and education and it’s GOING TO BE ON TV AND MORE IMPORTANTLY I AM IN IT HAHAHA

The film is airing this Thursday at 7PM on KUED (channel 7)! And then again on Sunday at 1PM, I believe. I’m pretty sure they will be on KUED’s website (kued.org) after it airs.

The entire program (it’s going to be aired with 3 other short films) is called Women Redefined. Our film specifically is called Realm of Possibility.

if you have access definitely watch it, and let me know what you think! i’m planning on watching it once it goes online, and i’ll repost it here at that point for everyone to enjoy. i am ALL ABOUT the message behind this project, and i’m thrilled i got to contribute!

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23 Mar 13 at 4 pm

  • hey babies 
  • sorry for neglecting u all for many moons but you know
  • life
  • hello hello to our new followers
  • submit memes or just good mormon jokes
  • i’ll make u famous if u do
  • SO HAPPY U ALL LOVE MY POWERPOINT SO MUCH
  • no surprise there tho it’s flawless
  • i don’t wanna go to work tonight
  • if you’re in the logan area come stop by chilis and visit me
  • i’ll slip you free stuff
  • ha

so tyler and i always laugh at the people who get called to say the prayer in sacrament meeting, get up a few seconds too early and hover awkwardly around the podium.

today we got called to say the opening and closing prayers. (yayy getting to church early) i called dibs on the opening prayer, so he was closing. 

just as the hymn was ending, he gets up, strolls up to the mic with perfect timing, looks down at me on the bench with a huge smirk, and mouths: 

“NAILED IT.”

image

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16 Feb 13 at 1 am

I MADE A TUMBLR PRESENTATION THING omg its so perfect

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16 Feb 13 at 12 am

THE MORMON DANCE PLAYLIST

viola. took me, what, ten minutes? so here it is. click the link/picture above to enjoy such classics as 

  • cotton eye joe
  • since u been gone
  • cha cha slide
  • everybody dance now
  • hey mickey!
  • i feel like a woman
  • wannabe
  • mambo number 5
  • swing swing
  • jessie’s girl
  • don’t want to miss a thing
  • sk8er boi
  • she bangs
  • we like to party (vengabus)
  • blue (da ba dee)

click here to add to the list!

THE MORMON DANCE PLAYLIST
viola. took me, what, ten minutes? so here it is. click the link/picture above to enjoy such classics as 
cotton eye joe
since u been gone
cha cha slide
everybody dance now
hey mickey!
i feel like a woman
wannabe
mambo number 5
swing swing
jessie’s girl
don’t want to miss a thing
sk8er boi
she bangs
we like to party (vengabus)
blue (da ba dee)
click here to add to the list!
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15 Feb 13 at 11 pm

how cute are we at the valentimes dance

gangsta lyfe

FUN ANNOUNCEMENT: i’m going to make a playlist of mormon dance songs so send in ideas here for songs they ALWAYS have at those things

how cute are we at the valentimes dance
gangsta lyfe
FUN ANNOUNCEMENT: i’m going to make a playlist of mormon dance songs so send in ideas here for songs they ALWAYS have at those things
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28 Jan 13 at 6 pm